things kids say

No I don't have children.

Yet.

BUT, one of my favorite old shows (and I mean OOOOLD) was "Kids say the darndest things". The bill cosby version, might I add. 

And apparently Heidi Klum is going to host a similar show???

We'll see how that goes. 

Anyways, I just heard some funny kid stories and want to share them. If you have some of your own kids, PLEASE share!  I just love how creative or literal kids can be!

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

     At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

     As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"

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and this picture from the MommyDaddy blog...

oh I'm dying already. 

This is what I do on snow days. Oh and I have microwavable socks on. 

Beat it.