This is serious.
We carved these.
I know I know I know.... okay but I have to give credit to my dear friend Mallory who helped me out because I am AWFUL with big knives and huge vegetables.
(Although.... I have to say I drew both patterns thank youuuuuuuuu)
Husband: "I think we need something in the hallway. It's kind of boring."
Result (next day):
(last picture was part of the result)